Welcome, welcome one and all. You paid your cover and entered the hall. Ladies and gentleman, time to start our Wild and Wicked show. A show like no other. . . One of sensuality, sexuality and dancecality. From burlesque to ballet. . . From tap to jazz. . . From classy to sassy. . . Whatever your taste, we've got it right here. So without further delay, let's start the soiree. It's one part cabaret, two parts risqu. . . A fabulous flesh buffet. Join the superstar cast of SEXY for a night of fun and filth. An incredible gathering of adults most beautiful and talented women dance, and fuck their way into the spot light. Director Brad Armstrong has created the hottest burlesque club around, and now everyone wants a chance to strut their stuff. . . So grab a seat, and get ready for the best show in town.